Dear Readers,
So this week I heard an incredibly interesting talk on string theory given by Brian Greene at my college. If you're at all interested in that sort of thing, maybe look into his book, The Elegant Universe.

Here's a particularly nice excerpt about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle...

"So there are these Chinese restaurants in Manhattan. They have this special menu with two columns, like, column A and column B. Now, the special thing is, if you pick a dish in column A, you can't pick the corresponding dish in column B. ... And that's basically the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle."

Yeah.

-Benson "Oh god. Midterms." K