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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
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Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A: A failure.
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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke.
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I do desire we may be better strangers. -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.
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Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31 A: Chicken Teriyaki. Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
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A kind of Batman of contemporary letters. -- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain
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Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
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The surest protection against temptation is cowardice. -- Mark Twain
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Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
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You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
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You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
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Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.